Monday Mix: Well, That’s Cured Me Right Quick… and, Sales

I haven’t yet started a blogroll on this site, mostly because I thought it would be more respectable to get some good solid months of content up before I go presumptuously linking around to anyone, but I do read a lot of other beauty blogs. And this post from SoManyPrettyThings is definitely worth giving a nod and a wave to:

So You Want To Work At A Makeup Counter…

Yikes. Uh, actually, come to think of it, no, I don’t want to so much anymore, thanks.

Sales!

New:

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Previously announced sales still in progress:

TooFaced: 20% off through 3/14 with code TFHEARTSFB

Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/briannalehman/ / CC BY 2.0
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Classy on the Cheap: Drugstore Red Lipsticks and Glosses

Last week, LadyStarlight posed the following perplexing puzzler:

So I was in my local WalMart looking at makeup (because I was alone, ie, no boys of any age with me) and saw Cover Girl lipsticks on sale and thought “I would like a red lipstick but… 1) How do I choose a shade that flatters me and 2) Are there any drugstore available glosses or lip stains that aren’t as…noticeable, I guess, as a lipstick?”

And so, I hitched the dogs to the sled, packed up provisions for the long journey, put my affairs in order, and set off on the quest to find some good drugstore red lippies.

(OK, I am being just a tiny bit melodramatic. I got in the car and drove to ULTA. Satisfied?)

I talked a bit about Question #1 in this post, and it fundamentally comes down to the warm vs. cool issue again, just like it does with foundation. If you are cool/pink-toned, look for a neutral-to-blue-tinted red. If you are warm/yellow-toned, look for a neutral-to-orange-tinted red. The true neutral reds, which are hard to find, can usually be worn by either cool or warm skin tones. It can be difficult to tell just by looking at a lippie by itself whether it is blue-tinted or orange-tinted (red just sort of looks red, after all, until you figure out what you are looking for), so I suggest you look at at least two lippies at a time for comparison. The white paper trick is also still a good one. Also remember that your lips are at least a little bit (and in some cases a lot) darker and more pink than your skin tone, so unless you’re planning on covering your lips with foundation before putting on lipstick, you can expect it to look a little different on your lips than on your hand.

It will also depend on the lightness of your skin; dark- and olive-skinned women can wear some gorgeous shades of red that are overpowering on my pale skin. (You lucky ducks!) As I mentioned in my last foundation post, I’m an NW20 — light-skinned, slightly cool. I look best in reds that are neutral to slightly cool. This is not a very wide range (others may have better luck), but within that narrow pie wedge, I can wear things from sheer to full pigmentation and in a range of tints from light to dark. So it’s less limiting than it sounds. I am still a big fan of buying some inexpensive lip palettes and mixing colors just so you can see what looks good on you; then you can take that color to the store and try to find yourself a match in a brand you like.

OK, let’s get to the goodies. I have four products to recommend; I’ll cover them from the most sheer to the most pigmented, starting with the glosses. By the way, the reason I’ve been in such a snit over my missing Lancome Rouge Magnificence gloss is that it’s a lovely, soft, sheer, subtle, neutral shade of red gloss that looks good on top of anything. If you decide to go high-end, I recommend it. I’m sure the lipgloss-eating monster under the front seat of my car would also give it a strong endorsement, since he’s had it for at least two months now. Stupid monster. I’m sure he looks very pretty.

#1. Revlon Super Lustrous Lipgloss in shade #80: Cherries in the Glow ($6.99 at drugstore.com)

OK, so pardon the horrible, horrible skin tone here. I appear to have been zombified when I wasn’t looking. The lighting was bad, I swatched it right over the tendons and veins on the back of my hand, and I was taking the photo with my iPhone;  in correcting the image to accurately render the color of the gloss, I have now made myself a candidate for the next Twilight movie. My apologies. Please don’t let it put you off; this is a good product!

This is, I think, an excellent “starter red.” Because it’s a gloss, it’s nice and sheer. It can be worn over bare lips or, if you’re feeling a little more bold, over another lipstick or lipstain to intensify and redden the color.

I think they’re undergoing a packaging change, but the product should look something like this (minus the “tester” sticker):

#2. Neutrogena Moistureshine Lipsheers in shade #50: Ruby Bliss ($8.99 at drugstore.com)

This is packaged like a lipstick, but has a sheer texture, like a lip balm stick. The color is more intense than a lip balm, though; it may be applied very sheerly or built up for more intensity, so it is a good “intermediate red.” It looks moist, like a balm, but does not have an obvious glossy shine.

I looked on a lot of sites and didn’t see any swatches that actually represented the color of the product, so don’t be alarmed if you go to the website and say, “uh, that can’t be it; it looks too pink/brown/green.” (OK, not green.)

#3. Revlon ColorStay Mineral Lipglaze in shade #545: Stay Ablaze ($8.99 at drugstore.com)

I love this. I very nearly bought all four of the products in this post, but this was the most tempting. This is a beautiful, rich red that is on the warm side, but because it is darker and not fire-engine bright, it will flatter many different skin tones. It has the shine of a gloss and the pigmentation of a lipstick.

(P.S. — Dear Revlon: Your website sucks. I will not send any of my readers there. Plz fix. Love, Voxy.)

Product:

#4. Cover Girl Outlast Double Lipshine in shade #265: 14-Carat Ruby ($9.29 at drugstore.com)

OK, now don’t be scared of this one, but if you are new to red lippies, you will probably want to work up to this one via glosses and less pigmented products, like those listed above. This is a gorgeous, gorgeous red. The Cover Girl Outlast Double Lipshines are double-ended products with a long-wearing lipstain on one end and a clear gloss topcoat on the other. I only swatched the lipstain side here. I was really impressed by both the shade and the amount of pigmentation. The only problem with these kinds of long-wear products is that sometimes the lipstain portion is drying (which is why you get the gloss; that’s meant to keep the lips moist). I didn’t test it on lips, so I don’t know. I do have some other products of this type and in general I like them a lot.

You can also “thin” the application of the stain if it’s too intense for you by putting on the gloss first. Then dab the stain on the center of your bottom lip; rub lips together. Dab additional dots where you need it; rub lips together. If you need more precision to get the cupid’s bow right, use a small lip brush.

Product:

So, there you go. Four good drugstore options for red lippies, from gloss to lipstains. Please let me know in the comments if you pick up any of these products and if they work for you, or if you have other drugstore reds you’d recommend!

Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/weglet/ / CC BY 2.0
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Olay Professional Pro-X Anti-Aging Regimen: Day 1

I am grumpy.

I am grumpy for many reasons. For example, there is a distinct lack of tulips and hyacinths outside my window, even though I have declared, repeatedly, that it is time for spring.

I am also grumpy because I recently finished a tube of RoC Retinol Correxion Eye Cream. The grumpiness here is not because I’m sad to see the end of the tube, but because in spite of using it as directed, in near-perfect compliance, it had no visible effect on my skin. Their website says it “visibly reduces wrinkles around the eyes and crow’s feet in 12 weeks. In addition, it evens out dark circles and reduces puffiness in 4 weeks.”

It did nothing at all for darkness and puffiness, and I think I have more wrinkles around the eyes now than I did when I started. Srsly. It feels like several months of wasted time.

To add to my general pissiness, I have grudgingly decided to try the Olay Professional Pro-X line instead. This contributes to my grumpiness for two reasons: 1) it costs an arm and a leg given that these are drugstore products, and b) I have not liked the Olay line for many years. I know lots of people do like Olay, but my skin has never taken kindly to their products: they are either not nearly moisturizing enough and leave me dry and flaky, or they make me greasy and clog my pores. Plus, their sunscreens irritate my skin. Gripe, gripe, gripe.

So why on God’s not-yet-green-and-flowery earth did I decide to try it? Because of the recent clinical trial, reported last month in the British Journal of Dermatology, in which Olay Pro-X was pitted against prescription Renova — and won. (You can read a nice summary of the trial here at agelessbeauty.com.)

I purchased the Anti-Aging Starter Kit, which contains small sizes of three different products, for $59.99 at my local Tarjay. Yeah, that’s some serious sticker shock for a drugstore line — but the price of each full-size individual product was $39.99, so this seemed like the lesser evil. The Anti-Aging Starter Kit contains their age repair lotion, SPF 30 (their recommended daytime moisturizer/sunscreen), the eye restorative complex, and the wrinkle smoothing cream. (They also have an Intensive Wrinkle Protocol starter kit, which contains the age repair lotion, the wrinkle smoothing cream, and a small tube of their deep wrinkle treatment. This kit sells for a few dollars more.)

Olay’s website promises the Pro-X line will give me “younger-acting, younger-looking skin in 28 days.” All right, Olay, you’re on. Today is Day 1. Check back in with me 28 days from now and we’ll see what’s happened.

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I’m Not Really A Martian, I Just Play One In Fashion Shows

If you thought that last look from the Thakoon Panichgul fashion show was bad, get an eyeful of this one.

This is one of several versions of the look designed by Pat McGrath for the Balenciaga Fall 2010 fashion show.

I swear I’m not making this up. As Ellen would say, “No wonder she looks so mad.”

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Open-Thread Thursday — Q of the W: Beauty Resolution Check-In, Sales

my ultimate n3rd New Year Resolution by jonolist.All right, ladies. It’s now the beginning of March, which puts us at about the two-month mark for the keeping of New Year’s Beauty Resolutions.

Remember those? How are you all doing?

My resolutions were:

1. Stop buying makeup when angry or inebriated. (In other words, stop using cosmetics-based retail therapy to self-soothe.)

Status: Failed once; back on the wagon.

2. Start “spending out” by using the luxe products I’ve already purchased and not saving them for some “special occasion.”

Status: Going well for the most part. I do have some super ultra-red lipsticks that really are not work wear and so they are still in my mental “special occasions” box, but I’m playing with all the rest of my stuff, including samples (which I have a tendency to sit on).

3. Purge unused and expired skincare and makeup more often and more ruthlessly.

Status: Has not yet been tested — although I have been accumulating a lot of crap, come to think of it. But none of it can yet be counted as either expired or unused, since I’m doing well with Resolution #2 above.

4. Experiment with a greater variety of makeup looks, even for regular old going-to-work days.

Status: Going well. I’m trying techniques, products, and brands that are new to me. Occasionally some of them don’t turn out quite as I’d have liked, but none of them have been horrendous. I even experimented with a particularly outré look for a recent event, which I didn’t know if I could carry off but which people seemed to think was cool.

So the Q of the W is: How have you been doing with your New Year’s Resolutions (beauty or otherwise)?

Sales!

Stila is offering 20% off any purchase through 3/5 (that’s Friday) with code STILAFB.

HauteLook has PürMinerals on Friday. Sale begins at 11 am Eastern/8 am Pacific.

Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonolist/ / CC BY 2.0
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Review: Tarte Natural Lip Stain Pencil

Tarte’s new Natural Lip Stain Pencil is, without a doubt, the cutest lip product I’ve seen come out in the last year. It’s a crayon! For your mouth! How Adorable Is That???

Unfortunately, as lip products go, it is also among the least effective. Le sigh.

This product is such a good idea that I almost didn’t want to tell you how disappointed I was. I kept testing it and testing it, hoping I’d be able to come back with a different result. Sadly, I kept getting the same result all the time, which was this: This product is absolutely great for the first five minutes of wear, and then it vanishes. It’s just gone. Where did it go? Maybe it fell into an electromagnetic vortex and ended up on a secret tropical island where it can hang out with Naveen Andrews and Matthew Fox. Maybe it’s hanging out with my Lancome Rouge Magnficence lipgloss under the front seat of my car. I don’t know; the point is, it’s no longer on my lips.

I tested all of the colors in-store, and ended up with the above-pictured Lust, which is, for those of you who are still using black-and-white computer monitors, a bright, slightly cool red. It goes on more sheer than you might guess from the photo, so it is not as intense as it might be. It’s very wearable, I think, and you can build the coverage up if you want more intensity. It also doesn’t need sharpening, which as you know is a big plus in my book. It is peppermint-flavored, which doesn’t thrill me since I don’t really like the use of mint as a lip-plumper-through-irritation, but it’s fairly subtle.

Of course I also have to pick on their marketing language. As you can see on the side of that there box, this product promises a 6,000 percent increase in lips’ moisture content. Really, Tarte? First of all, what does “lips’ moisture content” mean, exactly, and secondly, 6,000 percent of what?

But I’d overlook all that if the product would just stay on my lips! And they do call it a “stain,” so it ought to … well, stain. You know I’m a big fan of Tarte’s cheek stains; they are well-pigmented and last all day, so Tarte clearly understands the concept of “stain.” I’m therefore flummoxed as to why this otherwise-brilliantly-conceived product is just a FAIL in terms of performance. Now maybe again it’s a case of “well, it would last much longer if you wouldn’t do stupid things like talking,” but since talking is a fairly indispensable part of my job, that bit is non-negotiable.

Now with swatch!

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Tarte Natural Lip Stain (Sephora exclusive): $24

Provenance: Purchased

Price/Value Ratio (high-end: poor/fair/good/excellent): Poor.

Purchase again? Nope. You can feel fine about skipping this one. (It is awfully cute, though.)

(Have you used this product? Love it? Hate it? Want it? Give a holler in the comments!)

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Review: Josie Maran Argan Primer Mist

Lemming, meet Fox.

So I finally got my little paws on Josie Maran’s brand spanking new Argan Primer Mist. You know I’ve been jonesing for a spray-on serum of some sort for quite awhile, and I had some high hopes for this one, which contains the much-hyped argan oil, supposedly the most exciting cosmetic event since the discovery of cold cream.

Argan oil is produced by putting Argonauts in a blender and … no, of course I’m kidding. Really. The argan tree is native to Morocco, where it has managed to survive since the earth’s Tertiary Age, which ended a mere ~2.6 million years ago. Wikipedia has some interesting things to say about argan oil, such as that in days of yore it used to be produced by picking undigested argan pits out of goat feces and then grinding and pressing them to get the oil out. But don’t worry! Wikipedia says the argan oil used in modern products has “most likely” been harvested and processed in a “verifiably clean and sanitary way.” Most likely.

Anyway, argan oil is full of all of the kinds of things that are good for skin: vitamin E, squalene, carotenes, etc. And, you can also eat it, which I didn’t know. I wonder what it tastes like. (No, I am not going to squirt my Argan Primer Mist in my mouth, so don’t even think about daring me to.)

While I was waiting for this product to arrive in my mailbox, I just happened to find myself in a brick-and-mortar Sephora (other people find themselves on mountaintops or vision quests; I find myself in Sephora… that’s probably indicative of something) and I tested the pure argan oil on my hand. I wanted there to be light suddenly streaming down from heaven and a choir of angels and clouds and stuff, but it was sort of anticlimactic. The oil was — an oil. A light oil that absorbed into my skin and … pretty much did nothing for it. I asked the sales associate whether it’s meant to be applied directly to skin, and she said, in that certain way that says I don’t really know exactly what you’re supposed to do with it, but I bet the more things I can come up with, the more likely it is I can convince you to buy some, “Sure, you can put it right on your skin, or, uh, you can mix it with your moisturizer, or, uh, you can use it on your cuticles, or, uh, hey, have you tried these Josie Maran facial wipes?”

I did not purchase.

Anyhoo, I’m of two minds about the Argan Primer Mist. Mind number one says that it’s way too expensive and isn’t the magic product I hoped it would be. Mind number two notes that it does have an effect, that it’s not a completely useless product, and that maybe the more I use it the more results I will see.

I have tried using this two ways. First, as the package directs, by spritzing it on over moisturizer and before applying makeup. But I can’t really get much effect out of it that way, and it doesn’t seem to really do much for me as a primer. The other way I’ve tried it is after using my cleanser and toner; I spray my face a few times and pat it into the skin before applying other serums and moisturizers. This way seems to work better for me, at least so far. There is a difference in my skin when I subsequently apply another product; it feels like more moisture is retained in the skin. Of course, since we’re still in winter, and indoor heating sucks all of the moisture out of one’s skin anyway, I’m not sure whether there’s a net gain. I have also heard that you could spritz it over your made-up face as a sort of “refresher” in the middle of the day, but I’ve never really been on that train. I kind of think that after spending half an hour on making your face up, it’s kind of silly to spritz it with water midday. But there must be people for whom that works well and doesn’t result in spotty, runny makeup.

So the jury is still out on this. I might find that I notice more of a payoff in springtime as the weather gets warmer and less dry. I’m going to keep using it but at this point am uncertain about buying another bottle.

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Josie Maran Argan Primer Mist: $36 at Sephora

Provenance: Purchased,

Price/Value Ratio (high-end: poor/fair/good/excellent): Poor to fair. Spritz-on things should not cost $36.

Purchase again? Highly debatable. Depends which of my two minds is in charge that day.

(Have you used this product? Love it? Hate it? Want it? Give a holler in the comments!)

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Monday Mix: Smells Like INTJ, Sales

Pensive Angel by NeitherFanboy.16 traditional fragrance families; 16 Myers-Briggs personality types. Surely that can’t be a coincidence! We must do a study to see if certain personality types prefer certain fragrances! Oh, wait, someone already did, and the answer is no. Bummer.

From CosmeticsDesign.com:

“Intuitive thought would have us believe that extroverts would go for strong, bold fragrances, while introverts would go for more subtle scents….The results of the survey were quite unexpected, and in fact showed that choice of bolder or more subtle fragrance varied among both groups to about the same degree, demonstrating no real difference.”

Huh. But wait, there’s more:

“The survey findings state that the choice of fragrance may be more influenced by other factors such as olfactory experience, the color of a brand, the packaging design and the way it is marketed.”

What? People might be choosing perfume based on … what it smells like? Wow! Who’d-a thunk it?

Sales!

Too Faced is offering 20% off through 3/14 with code TFHEARTSFB (free shipping with a $50 purchase).

HauteLook has Rock & Republic cosmetics (and fashion) on Monday and PürMinerals on Friday. Sales begin at 11 am Eastern/8 am Pacific.

Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sicarr/ / CC BY 2.0
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Review: MAC Mineralize SPF 15 Foundation (Cream)

Part of the ongoing Foxalicious Fundamentals: Foundation series!

It’s kind of unfair, I suppose, to lead off with the foundation I’m liking the most at the moment, but there it is. I have been on a little bit of a MAC kick lately, I admit; I never used to buy MAC products (I’m not a big fan of ultra-hype and teenage fangirls), but since I started picking them up at my local-ish CCO, where you can play with the products in a quiet environment without being surrounded by rock music, black-clad hipsters, and a sales-pressure atmosphere, I’ve come to like them enough to actually deal with the in-store annoyances, so now I’m trying out a bunch of their products. Don’t worry, this is not going to become a MAC-fangirl blog; there are plenty of things I still don’t like about them, such as the fact that they seem to be putting out a new “collection” about every two weeks, many of which are merely repackaging of existing permanent items, and … well, no need to go on a tirade.

Regardless of your opinions on their music, hipsters, and sales atmosphere, MAC has established a major footprint in an incredibly important but previously underappreciated corner of the market: skin tone typing for the purpose of buying foundation. They have a system of identifying both the lightness/darkness and pink/yellow tendencies of your skin that has become a universal language in discussing foundations (both their own and those of other companies) and other products. Example: “If I’m an NC35 in MAC, what shade would I be in Revlon PhotoReady?” or “I’m an NW15; should I be wearing warm or cool brown eyeshadows?”

So if nothing else, it’s definitely worth it to stop by your local MAC store or counter (in many department stores) and get color-matched, so that you know your MAC number. There are two parts to the system: letters and numbers. The numbers are fairly intuitive, with the lower ones for paler skin and the higher ones for darker skin, and they range from 15 to 55. The letters indicate whether you are warmer- or cooler-toned, and this is a little more confusing for many people. In the rest of the world, if you have yellow undertones to your skin, you are considered to be “warm.” If you have pink undertones, you are considered to be “cool.” The MAC system is the reverse; it’s based on an artist’s color wheel, in which red-pink is a warmer color than yellow-olive. So, skin with pink undertones is “warm” and skin with yellow/olive undertones is “cool.” Skin tones are indicated by letters thusly:

NW: pinker skin

NC: yellower skin

There are also just plain N’s and C’s, but most people will end up being an NW or an NC. As all skin tones have some yellow in them, there is no plain “W” foundation shade, since no one is all pink and no yellow. If it helps, you can think of an NW as Not Warm, and an NC as Not Cool, if you want to keep your definitions of “warm” and “cool” consistent.

I am light-skinned with a complexion that tilts just slightly towards pink. I am an NW20.

Once you know your shade, you can also match it to MAC concealers and powders, since they follow the same typing system, and you can use it to figure out a comparable shade in other foundation lines. (I guarantee you that if you go to Sephora and say, “I’m an NW20 in MAC; can you recommend an appropriate shade in NARS?” they will be able to tell you, even though Sephora does not sell MAC products.)

So. On to the actual product! The Mineralize SPF 15 Foundation is a cream foundation that is one of MAC’s newer products. It comes with a little applicator pad, but like most applicators that come packaged with cosmetics products, this can be deposited directly into the trash. I apply with a foundation brush, over primer (I’m still using Too Faced’s Primed and Poreless facial primer), and blend the areas around my nose, inner eye, etc., with my fingers. It provides a medium to medium-full level of coverage, which is great for me. I can add extra coverage of blemishes or random skin flaws with concealer, and it’s significantly reduced the amount of undereye concealer I need to use. To set the foundation, I use a light buffing of MUFE HD powder.

This foundation does last all day on me, although by the end of the evening I can see some dry patches. This is the most moisturizing of the MAC foundations I tried, and I do moisturize well before application, so I’m not sure what could be done to lessen the effect. But because I only become dry at the very end of the evening, I’m not disappointed with the results. Some people do report that MAC foundations break them out, but I haven’t had any trouble with this. It removes cleanly with my Clarisonic, cleanser, and toner. There is usually a tiny bit of color on the cotton ball when I’m done with the toner, so it doesn’t quite all come off with the Clarisonic, but the toner does take off the remainder. I have also slept in it (do not tell the makeup police) and I haven’t had any trouble. I don’t recommend sleeping in makeup, but everyone falls off the wagon now and then.

Swatch, showing color at its most concentrated at left, then blending out to meet skin tone. (Remember that your/my arm is not the same skin tone as your/my face, too, so colors may appear a bit different.)

Links:

Foxalicious Fundamentals — Foundation 101

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MAC Mineralize SPF 15 Foundation (cream): $32.00 (By the way, MAC foundation swatches on the website are not very reliable color-wise. If you know your number, just go with that and don’t worry about what the swatch looks like. They’re pretty bad.)

Provenance: Purchased.

Price/Value Ratio (high-end: poor/fair/good/excellent): Fair, but we’ll see how long it lasts. I may have to come back and revise that.

Purchase again? Surely.

(Have you used this product? Love it? Hate it? Want it? Give a holler in the comments!)


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By the Numbers

Math is fun power by dtweney.2 = Number of new stories about things you can do to pretty up your unmentionable areas that I have abstained from bringing you this week

1 = Position of sephora.com in the list of my most frequently visited websites

65 = Average number of dollars that the wildly popular and totally sold-out MAC Ripe Peach Blush Ombre (originally $25) is going for on eBay

75 = Highest completed sale price for Ripe Peach Blush Ombre on eBay as of the writing of this post, in dollars

0.5 = Number of days that the MAC Spring Color Forecast collection had been available in-store when I picked up my Ripe Peach Blush Ombre

10 = Number of Ripe Peach Blush Ombres I ought to have purchased

9 = Number of lip products I just pulled out of my purse

500 = Number of ibuprofen pills in the container that spontaneously opened in my purse, causing me to need to clean it out in the first place

375 = Approximate number of ibuprofen pills recovered

0 = Number of Lancome Rouge Magnificence lipglosses recovered

4 = Number of times I have searched under the front seats of my car for my Lancome Rouge Magnificence lipgloss

100 = Percent certainty that my Lancome Rouge Magnificence lipgloss is under the front seat of my car, dangnabbit.

Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dylan20/ / CC BY 2.0
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