Open-Thread Thursday: It’s “Genius,” and Sales

By Voxy  

angry_bug_color by beneneuman.Preemptive disclaimer: You all know I adore Sephora, right? I love it and want to marry it. It is my own personal Shangri-La. I refer to it as The Mothership and dream of the day it will beam me up and take me to the great cosmetics playground in the sky.

One of the things I’m not always so wild about, though, is Sephora’s blog. Every once in a while there is a truly cringeworthy post, like this one from Tuesday in which the author, Jenna Mahoney, describes yet another iteration of the recurrent “physically attractive people enjoy preferential treatment at work” news flash. She asks readers to make the (absurdly reductionist) choice of being either gorgeous and stupid or unattractive and a genius, and then she gives the What Would Jenna Do version, as follows:

“After a few days of thinking on it, I’ve come to the following conclusion: I’d rather be off-the-charts smart than just another pretty face. I mean look at Cyrano, he got the girl. Plus if I’m a genuis [sic], then I’ll be able to make enough money to pay to change my looks later. –Jenna Mahoney”

Leaving aside the obvious (part of which I already snarked at in the title), the last phrase really, really disturbs me. I’ll be able to make enough money to pay to change my looks later?!

So here are the implications of that little excerpted bit of text:

1. Smart people make more money than not-so-smart people.

I’ll wait till you’re done laughing cynically. Take all the time you need. No, seriously, go ahead. Cathartic, isn’t it?

2. Even though I say being smart is better, in the end I want to use those smarts to figure out how I can be prettier.

Someone please pull me away from this wall; my head hurts from beating it against the bricks.

3a. Isn’t there something else? Oh yeah — the thing that gives you value as a human being, the thing that you have to choose between smarts and brains in order to achieve, is romantic success. We know that smarts are better than looks because Cyrano got the girl. Not because Cyrano cured cancer, or brought about world peace, or figured out how to end poverty and global warming. No, he got the girl. Oh, wait. She didn’t fall in love with him at first; she fell in love with Christian, the dimwitted eye candy. Only after she had already been attracted to Christian’s beauty did she stop and listen to the words; early on, she tells him that his growing stupid would displease her almost as much as if he became “ill-favored.” In other words, I’d be ticked if you got stupid, but I’d be more ticked if you got ugly. Later, she relents, and tells him she’d love him even if he were ugly. Hey, thanks, Roxane. I guess you grew up just a tiny, tiny bit there. I’m not so sure why she’s a girl worth getting. Oh, wait, let me guess. Is she pretty?

3b. See: House, season 6, episode 9 (“Ignorance is Bliss”), in which a genius physicist drugs himself with DXM mixed with alcohol in order to bring his intelligence down enough to have a happy relationship with his wife.

4. Not drawn from the above, but in response to it: People who say they’d rather be off-the-charts smart have a vastly underdeveloped understanding of the degree of anti-intellectual prejudice in the US. I know that people who are off-the-charts gorgeous don’t have charmed lives (“don’t hate me because I’m beautiful”), but anyone who thinks that being off-the-charts smart makes things easier has another think coming. In fact, a whole lot of thinks.

All right, I’m done being pissy. Let’s talk sales!

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4 Comments

  1. avatar baz
    Posted March 28, 2010 at 8:20 pm | Permalink | Reply

    For real?????

    Wowzers! I am so happy now. Even if I do have to teach at 8am tomorrow. You have made my week!

    I Lurve you miss foxyvoxy.

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  2. avatar baz
    Posted March 26, 2010 at 10:45 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Cyrano got the girl?
    Like offstage after the show?
    Has she seen the play?

    I know, I know, once again I miss the more important point– chic is not only a bad reader (or play watcher) but freakin’ scary stupid.

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    • avatar Voxy
      Posted March 26, 2010 at 10:50 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Yay!!!!

      ::balloons::

      ::confetti::

      Congratulations!

      You do not know it, probably (I don’t see why you would), but this was the 500th comment on this blog!

      A few days ago I decided the 500th comment would be worthy of some sort of celebration, so I decided to put together a (modest) prize package for the winner!

      If you send me your address (I think you know the email already, but: voxy at foxyvoxy dot com), I will put a little something in the mail for you!

      ::blows noisemaker::

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  3. avatar Froggy
    Posted March 25, 2010 at 9:57 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I think I’d rather be beautiful than intelligent, in many ways. Intelligent got me bullied in school, and combined with my personal interests limited my ideal career options considerably. As a nominally intelligent person, I’ve been in jobs in which minimal intelligence was required. This was fine until the really black days in which it looked likely I would be making a career out of these jobs.

    One of my recurrent pubescent wishes was that I be allowed a do-over, with average intelligence.

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