In case you cannot see me waving to you here on this tiny speck of a planet (which, frankly, I doubt, given your ability to screw with the infinitesimal details of my even tinier life), let me just say to you that while I certainly do appreciate the recovery of my Lancome Rouge Magnificence lipgloss, I would like to go on record that I vehemently protest your apparent need to confiscate and hide my new (NEW!) Bobbi Brown Treatment Lip Shine SPF 15 in Pink Raspberry, before I even had time to swatch it. Yes, that one there, in the photo to the left. That photo is now the only thing I have left! And at least I knew the Lancome gloss was in my car, in the clutches of the Monster Who Lives Under The Front Seat. Said monster appears not to have my Bobbi Brown lipshine, and I cannot for the life of me figure out where it is. Ha ha, Universe. Very funny. Very cute. Now give me the damn lipshine back, or send me $22. You can do it. You have ways.
Several sales are ending today, but you can still get in on the mayhem! To wit:
Stila has 20% off on orders of $50 or more, plus free shipping, with code MEMORIALDAY. Ends today.
The Hourglass Cosmetics sale is finally ending. I feel like I’ve been promoting it for months! Oh, wait — I have. Anyway, 35% off, ends today, code LUCKYBREAKS2.
Cherryculture (many drugstore brands) has 20% off with code MD20. Ends today.
Julie Hewett has 40% off with code MEM40. Ends today.