Monday Mix: Surprisingly, Doesn’t Smell Like Cinnamon Rolls; Sales

By Voxy  

Because a couple of times a year at Halloween and Comic-Con are evidently not enough: now you can not just look like Princess-Leia-as-Sexy-Slave, but you can smell like her too!

Presenting the (thankfully) limited edition Slave Leia perfume for women, sold exclusively at the online Star Wars Shop (from whence the image at left is taken). According to their copy, this perfume is “More powerful than a thermal detonator yet more comfortable than a metal bikini!”

Uhh, yeah.

Unfortunately, it has notes that really appeal to me: “Fearless and inventive, Slave Leia Perfume includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods, musk and night-blooming jasmine.” However, I will of course NOT be buying this product.

Please, please tell me there is a companion Jabba the Hutt scent. I imagine top notes of sweat and bodily secretions over a luminous blend of swamp gas and toe jam, with a solid masculine base of rancid fat and garbage dump.


Crap! HauteLook has Stila today and Urban Decay on Wednesday! This is very, very bad for removable wallets everywhere. (They also have Glowology skincare today and Yes to Carrots skincare tomorrow, but fortunately I can resist those as I’m pretty set for skincare.) Sales start at 11 am Eastern/8 am Pacific.

If you’re in the market for some less-spendy items, is offering 20% off their assorted less-common drugstore brands through 8/24 with code B2S20. (That stands for Back 2 School, in case any of us need reminding, WHICH WE DON’T, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)

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  1. avatar Froggy
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 11:32 am | Permalink | Reply

    But there’s a Lando scent too! With a cape!


    • avatar Voxy
      Posted August 26, 2010 at 12:11 pm | Permalink | Reply

      I saw that! I think all fragrances should come with capes! Or tiaras, or something. Anyway, they should have accessories.


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