There are not enough things I can do to that text to adequately render the amount of jaw-dropping, face-palming, head-desking scorn I have for this. OK, it’s HuffPost UK, not HuffPost US, BUT STILL. Article below. Link here.
National Cleavage Day: Holly Willoughby Wins Best Breasts, With Scarlett Johansson And Beyonce In Hot Pursuit
Ladies, its time to make the most of your assets – for it is, of course, National Cleavage Day!
Yes, the annual celebration created by Wonderbra is a day of appreciation for breasts in all shapes and sizes.
The bra-maker says: “We view this as a day for women to acknowledge that their cleavage is something unique and encourage you all to be proud of it.”
According to its research: “Most British women are happy to showcase a bit of cleavage as it helps make them feel feminine, sexy, and gives them confidence.”
This year the brand held a poll asking 1,000 women which celebrities they thought had the perfect cleavage.
Holly Willoughby steals the crown this year and will be the first person inducted into the Wonderbra Cleavage Hall of Fame.
Here is the list in full.
1. Holly Willoughby
2. Scarlett Johansson
5. Marilyn Monroe
6. Dita Von Teese
7. Katy Perry
8. Brigitte Bardot
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Lara Stone
(And if you go to the HuffPost link, you can see a slideshow (OF COURSE YOU CAN!) of these lovelies in suitably boobalicious costumes and poses. Way to reduce a woman to the size and shape of her breasts! I mean, you know, even more than usual.)
Between this and the recent spate of conservative Republican “your vajayjays are a matter of national moral security,” I think my head is going to explode.