
Man apologizes for others of his gender having driven women to undergo the “clearly delusional” process of wearing makeup.
Go! (The first comment sets the whole thing off.)

Man apologizes for others of his gender having driven women to undergo the “clearly delusional” process of wearing makeup.
Go! (The first comment sets the whole thing off.)
Just kidding. Of course I did!
Make Up For Ever has just released 50 (!) new shades of lipstick. (Seriously, did they just go, “OMG, we haven’t been making lipstick!”?) The new lipsticks are called Rouge Artist Intense, and the shade chart is below.
I thought we might have a little fun with choosing the shades we’re most drawn to on the chart, and guessing what shades other readers are drawn to. For example, I habitually purchase something like shade X, but I am always, always, always drawn to shade Y. You get to guess what X and Y are, and you get points for being close (because really, who can tell off a swatch chart?).
So, go for it.

Oof! I am away at a place doing a thing that is eating up all of my time. Review posts will continue to go up (and we may have some guest posts), but again the Monday/Thursday sales posts are likely to be early, late, or nonexistent, though if I see a really good sale I will be *sure* to post it.
On that note, I don’t see any really good sales at the mo.
Ladies (and gentlemen),
We are very, very close to 1,000 comments on this blog! How cool is that?!
Answer: Not as cool as the fact that the person who makes the 1,000th comment will win a little goody bag from me to be sent in the mail!
Of course I can’t tell you how far away we are, exactly, because where’s the fun in that? I can promise, though, that I will not make the 1,000th comment myself, and I will probably wait to respond to any further comments until the 1K line is crossed, so that I am out of the picture.
UPDATE: We have a winner! Yay, Relationalista!
It is the eternal question.
You mean, “What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night?”
No. Not that one. The OTHER eternal question, smartass. What makeup should I take with me when I travel?
First of all, you should know that I have issues with scarcity. I am an “and” girl, not an “or” girl. Always have been, always will be. I want the hot fudge and the nuts. And the whipped cream. And the cherry. And yes, if it could also be on fire that would be awesome. I am the person who, when confronted with two equally yummy-smelling bottles of shampoo/perfume/whatever, must have them both because WHAT IF I MAKE THE WRONG DECISION AND DON’T REALIZE IT UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE?
(This is perhaps the reason why, if you were to open my bath closet on any average Tuesday, you would find approximately 43 different types of scrubs, washes, soaps, and gels. If you actually look in the shower there are probably 6 to 8 out at any given point in time.)
You can understand, therefore, that the idea that I would travel without taking with me every piece of makeup I own is, frankly, terrifying. What if I needed, I mean REALLY NEEDED, that one particular eyeshadow color? Or I stupidly, stupidly left THAT PERFECT BRUSH at home? Panic!
Part of my brain understands that this is really nuts. The goal in choosing makeup for travel is to bring just enough options that Scarcity Brain doesn’t feel anxious and threatened but not so much clutter that Sensible Brain is annoyed, starts to resent Scarcity Brain for running the show, and flounces off in a huff, not to be heard from for the remainder of the trip. We need Sensible Brain. Trust me.
So. Please to share with me your travel makeup must-haves. Here is what I know I will be taking:
• Primer (just one!)
• Foundation (just one!)
• Setting powder
• TFSI
• MAC Painterly paint pot
• Concealer (just one!)
• Mascara (just one!)
• Brow pencil (just one!)
• Clear brow gel (I only have one of these anyway)
• TFLI lip primer
… and so you can see that the place I run into trouble is everything that has color: eyeliners, eyeshadows, blushes, lipsticks. I know there are people who can travel with one palette and get through the whole trip with one neutral look, but that makes Scarcity Brain gibber with fear and run around in circles. I need, I think, at least two looks: a brown/neutral/peach look, and a pink/purple look.
I have some ideas about how I’m going to do this, but let’s hear your tips for choosing and packing makeup for travel! I will not be flying anywhere, so I don’t need to worry about the 3-oz. rule, but I do want to be reasonably conscious of space.
Sales!
Another slow week in the Sales Department. I guess everyone is on vacation.
HauteLook has Vincent Longo today (Thursday), 7/1, beginning at 11 am Eastern/8 am Pacific.
Oh, hey, here’s a few new ones:
Tarte has 30% off through 7/5 with code FIREWORKS.
SkinCareRX has 20% off of most things through 7/19 with code NEWLOOK20. If you order early enough you will also receive one of the spring beauty caches for free! It won’t show up in your list but will ship with your order.
Hey everyone,
I foolishly decided to start messing with the blog this afternoon in an effort to improve it and I think I have broken some things. For example, the footer at the bottom is no longer blue, and some of the categories in the column on the left say there are 0 entries in them when of course there are more than 0. If you click the category, it does seem to produce all the posts that have that category designation (for example, it says there are 0 posts on eyeliner, but if you click it, all the posts in the “eyeliner” category do indeed pop up).
I’m sure there are other things that are wrong that I don’t even know about yet!
Anyway, please hang in there and email or comment if there is something that you find that isn’t working. I’m trying to put it all back in order but WordPress is not my strong suit.
Update: Yay! I seem to have fixed it. I wouldn’t go taking the hardhats off yet, though…
You may feel free to flog me with a wet noodle, but I refuse to start talking about fall makeup collections when I have just submitted grades for the spring term and have finally (as of 30 minutes ago; yes, that is at 2:30 am) embarked on summer “vacation.” (Those of you who are academics are laughing bitterly at those quotation marks, aren’t you? Yes. I know.)
So, phthbbbbbt to the fall collections. I’m going to ignore them while I play with my pinks and purples and bronzes. I apologize if this puts any of your collectively foxalicious noses out of joint. I’m just sayin’.

I don’t even need to add any commentary. It speaks for itself.
This article is from Sephora’s Beauty and the Blog, written once again by Jenna Mahoney:
“I’ve been thinking all day long of a good April Fool’s joke to play on you here at B&TB, but instead I’ve been unable to shake this New York Times piece I read earlier this morning. So instead of being all joke-y with you, I’m turning up the dial on the serious beauty talk. The article discussed book of photos by Zed Nelson in which he examines the homogenization of the ideal of beauty. He and his project called Love Me blame globalization for the onslaught of cosmetic procedures, lightening treatments and—believe it or not—beauty pageants. And the photos back up the claims. As someone who works in the beauty and travel businesses, you’d think I’d have a strong opinion on the thesis put forth by Mr. Nelson, but I sort of don’t. I’m wavering between the good and the bad arguments. Is there something wrong with everyone trying to look like everyone else? Probs. As children we tend to understand that difference is—well—different. And it looks like that has extended across the globe to adults. Or maybe it’s simply more reflective of the Coca-colonialism that has taken over the world. I mean hasn’t the notion of looking like the colonizers been pervasive for some time now? The fact that people have aimed to look like the ruling class in order to (and I use quotes around the following) ‘gain social respect and money’ been around for a while. But then I think no matter what I think about the fact that women in Iran are getting nose jobs to look more Anglo and South America sells out of skin whitening creams is wrong, the fact is if it erases exoticism and evens the proverbial global playing field, then maybe we should embrace the notion of sameness. But then I think: If everyone was the same then we’d just live in clonedom or on Pandora or whatever the heck that blue planet is called and how interesting would that be? –Jenna Mahoney”
::facepalm::
Organization. I haz it.
In keeping with my New Year’s Beauty Resolution to purge unused, used-up, and expired beauty products more regularly, I recently did a cleanup and re-organization of what I own. Since the last time I did this, my makeup collection has bred like rabbits grown slightly. So not only did I need to get rid of some things, but I also needed an organizational system that better suited what I have.
Before you buy any products to organize your stuff, think about how you use it and what your organizational “rules” are. For instance: my rules state that I must have separate compartments for various eyeshadows: all the neutral-eye ones go together, all the purple-eye ones go together, all the green-eye ones go together, and then there’s a miscellaneous category for things I don’t use often and that don’t belong to one of the above categories. I must be able to see most or all of the colors most or all of the time. I must also be able to accommodate both palettes and single shadows. Pencil eyeliners, on the other hand, can all happily live together in a box or cup and I’m perfectly happy to root through there until I find what I want. Lipsticks must be sorted by color and preferably arranged in some sort of order (light to dark, glossy to matte, sheer to opaque, etc.). Concealer brushes must be stored with concealers. Other brushes can hang out in jars or cups according to the length of the handle. Some like brushes need to be grouped together (mostly powder brushes).
In the best of all possible worlds, the system would permit the products to be arranged in order of use, from left to right and back to front. So, primers in the far back left corner, then foundations to the right, and concealers to the right of that, and setting powder. Then eye stuff. Then cheek stuff. Then lip stuff.
(Unrealistic expectations. I haz those too.)
So, after wrestling with what to keep and what to let go of, and some shopping to boot, here’s how I have things at the moment.
The whole shebang. Cosmetics are on the top shelf and in the black-and-pink thing on the middle shelf. The white stacked items on the middle shelf are where I keep my samples (skincare on the top, makeup on the bottom), and you can also see the roll of paper towels I’m currently using to dry my face (yes, I’m trying the paper towel method!). Bottom row contains skincare and makeup products that are not currently in use but that I want to be accessible.

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Primers, foundations, and eyeliners. Primers and foundations in the back. Pencil eyeliners in the box on the front left, gel eyeliners and eyeshadow bases in the section on the front right.

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Eyeshadows. Greens at the back left, purples at the back right, neutrals at the front. I hate that my MUFE HD powder is in there with the green eyeshadow, but it was the only free space for it. Please don’t assume I love LORAC eyeshadows from how many you see here. I don’t. I’m looking for replacements as we speak.

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Eyeshadow palettes and infrequently used colors. This runs up the left side of the bamboo container.

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Concealers, brushes, and lash products. As you can see, I’m not super-particular about what I store things in, so long as they’re the right size/shape. The containers that hold brushes here are, from left to right: a glazed cup I got at Target; the bottom of the box my CO Bigelow Winter Lemon eau de toilette came in, which I sliced in half not very neatly with a kitchen knife; an infuser cup from a single-serving tea set I got at Pier 1 (a mug, an infuser cup, and a lid); and an empty, washed-out spice jar from Penzey’s. The two sets of packaged brushes are new (Essence of Beauty, on sale at CVS) and I haven’t decided where they’re going to go yet.

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Blushes. Left: cheek stains, gels, cream blushes (most of them). Then powder blushes, plus one Stila convertible color cream blush. On the right, finishing powders and bronzers.

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Lipstick and glosses — contained in a cute jewelry box I got at TJMaxx. The top section, which flips up and has a mirror, is for glosses and balms and other things that have virtually no color when applied.

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Each of the four drawers is for a different color: pinks, corals, reds, and miscellaneous. I put white grippy drawer liner stuff on the bottom of each drawer for two reasons: a) so the lippies wouldn’t move around too much in the box, and 2) so that I could more accurately see the color of items in clear packaging and wasn’t looking at them against a hot pink background.

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So, that’s the state of the stash at present. I’m really hoping that the new lipstick organization system will work. Meanwhile, the rest of my house is a disaster, but hey, my lipsticks are sorted by color.
Sales!
HauteLook has StriVectin skincare on Tuesday 3/30, starting at 11 am Eastern/8 am Pacific.
Gilt has Mally Beauty also on Tuesday 3/30, starting at 12 noon Eastern.