What? A post on a skincare gadget that’s not listed in the Skeptic Files category? Say it ain’t so, Joe!
Indeed, Joe, it is so, because This. Gadget. Works.
I’ve been fortunate in that since I really started to pay attention to my skin cleansing routine, I’ve seen a big decrease in the number of acne blemishes I get. At this point I have maybe one or two a year. I still get whiteheads from clogged pores, but those are harmless and easily remedied. I’m talking here about the painful, red, swollen bumps caused by your bacterial friend and mine, P. acnes. On the one hand, this is great! On the other, it’s made it difficult for me to review this product, which I picked up several months ago on sale at CVS.
I think we’ve already had the “what causes acne?” discussion, but the Sparknotes version is this: oils and dead skin cells plug up a pore, and the sebum that collects behind the plug is like a big old Golden Corral buffet for P. acnes bacteria. They grow and multiply and secrete chemicals that stretch and damage the wall of the pore, all of which causes redness, inflammation, infection, and pain. Yay, Mother Nature. Thanks a lot for that one.
Getting rid of an acne blemish requires killing the bacteria that are happily noshing on your sebum. (Sorry, guys.) Benzoyl peroxide is the gold standard in terms of chemical weaponry, because it both kills the bacteria (by adding oxygen that disables the bacteria, which are anaerobic) and helps the surface layers of skin dry up and peel off, which makes it easier for the pore to open and stay open. Antibiotics can also be used, and recently there have been developments in using light in or near the ultraviolet spectrum to kill P. acnes.
Or, you can use this little gizmo and cook ‘em.
The Zeno works by delivering concentrated heat to the pimple, thus killing the bacteria. Because the heat can penetrate only so far into the skin, it may not be able to kill all of the bacteria at once, so it may take multiple treatments (spaced several hours apart) to nuke the pimple completely. But if your experience is like mine, you will have immediate relief from pain and significant reduction in redness and swelling within the first hour after treatment.
In my particular case, the Zeno zapped my zit with one zot. (Sorry. Couldn’t help it.) One treatment was all it took. The blemish wasn’t large, and I caught it early, but one treatment did the job.
The Zeno Hot Spot is very simple to use — actually, a little too simple, because you can very easily accidentally turn it on without even realizing it. You turn it on by touching (or, apparently, waving your hand in the general vicinity of) the small flat rectangular plate on the front side. The four lights to the left of the plate blink to a) tell you it’s on, and 2) tell you how many charges your Zeno has remaining. It comes with 80, and then you have to buy a replacement pack. Press the metal tip lightly against your blemish (you’ll figure out the right amount of pressure to use), and you’ll feel it getting hot. It is totally silent other than a beep every 30 seconds, and a series of beeps at the end of the treatment cycle, which is 2 1/2 minutes.
Let me be very clear about something — it gets hot. HOT. I mean, you’re not going to burn your fingers on it or anything, but it’s uncomfortably warm. Plus, you’re holding it in one place on your face for 2 1/2 minutes, and that one place is already inflamed and painful. So yeah, not the most fun treatment ever. However, it works, so I’m willing to put up with the pain.
Plus, it kind of looks like one of the minions from Despicable Me, don’t you think? Cute.

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(Minion photo from Universal Pictures/Illumination Entertainment.)
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Zeno Hot Spot Blemish Clearing Device: $39.99 (but is often on sale; I got mine for 20% off at CVS)
Provenance: Purchased.
Price/Value Ratio (gadgets: poor/fair/good/excellent): Good, if you get it on sale. Otherwise, fair.
Purchase again? Yes, I’ll refill/recharge when necessary. Hopefully that won’t be for a long time!
(Have you used this product? Love it? Hate it? Want it? Let us know in the comments!)
The holidays are coming up, and I can’t think of a single better beauty purchase to find sitting under the tree, stuffed in your stocking, wrapped in gold foil, pinned to your Yule log, or tied up with a “Happy Winter Solstice!” bow on it than a Clarisonic. I bought mine last year around this time and it is still the best beauty purchase I’ve ever made. Yes, it cost me $200, but I haven’t regretted one copper penny of it. Not one.


Do you remember a few years ago, when the whole “virtual makeover” thing hit the streets harder than a hungover Real Housewife of Atlanta after an all-night party? You uploaded your picture and then told the website to apply various shades of makeup, haircolor, hairstyles, etc., and almost without exception the results looked like you had put on a cheap, ill-fitting wig, smeared dirt on your eyelids, rubbed a child’s watercolor palette somewhere in the general vicinity of your face, and then slept on the whole business? My favorite incarnation of this is the “HairMixer” application on Facebook, where I discovered that a) I can’t pull off Paris Hilton’s hair (much as I might want to), and b) I look disturbingly good with